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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:55
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
The View's Sunny Hostin 'Almost Died' After Suffering Allergic Reaction On Air - TooFab
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
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No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
It is possible to remove a voice from a double voice audio so I can hear just the one voice?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors